I found this online in 2003. Crazy & funny :-/
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Rule-the-World Productions Proudly Presents . . .
Now Playing on a TV Channel Near You
**** Operation Iraqi Freedom ****
Coming Attractions
See our other Epic Productions, coming soon:
Operation Iranian Freedom
Operation Syrian Freedom
Operation Libyan Freedom
Operation Lebanese Freedom
Operation Zimbabwean Freedom
Operation Philippine Freedom *
Operation Pakistani Freedom
Operation Afghan Freedom III *
Operation Indonesian Freedom
Operation Saudi Arabian Freedom
Operation Algerian Freedom
Operation Angolan Freedom
Operation Azerbaijani Freedom *
Operation Bahrainian Freedom
Operation Belarusian Freedom
Operation Bhutanian Freedom
Operation Bruneian Freedom
Operation Burmese Freedom
Operation Burundian Freedom
Operation Cambodian Freedom
Operation Cameroonian Freedom
Operation Chadian Freedom
Operation Colombian Freedom *
Operation Cuban Freedom
Operation Egyptian Freedom
Operation Equatorial Guinean Freedom
Operation Eritrean Freedom *
Operation Haitian Freedom
Operation Kazakhstanian Freedom
Operation Kenyan Freedom
Operation Korean Freedom
Operation Laotian Freedom
Operation Maldivian Freedom
Operation Omani Freedom
Operation Qatari Freedom
Operation Rwandan Freedom *
Operation Sudanese Freedom
Operation Somali Freedom
Operation Swazilandian Freedom
Operation Tajikistani Freedom
Operation Tunisian Freedom
Operation Turkish Freedom *
Operation Turkmenistanian Freedom
Operation Uzbekistani Freedom *
Operation Yemeni Freedom
Operation Russian Freedom
Operation Chinese Freedom
* - Don't miss the surprise twists in these productions, when members
of the "Coalition of the Willing" discover they've been targeted by
Rule-the-World Productions.
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These great dramas are brought to you by the same talented team that brings you:
Government Health Care
Government Education
Government Drug War
Government Welfare
Government Foreign Aid
Government Farm Subsidies
and our all-time #1 award-winner:
Government Postal Service
The Credits
All produced by the world's largest enterprise:
The United States Government
Remember our motto:
"We're from the government and we're here to help you."
Notice:
Due to conflicts of interest, we've had to cancel:
Operation American Freedom
Our Apologies:
We apologize that some of our previous epics ended tragically.
Operation Vietnamese Freedom didn't live up to its advance billing.
Operation Panamanian Freedom was scripted to end Panama as a drug
conduit, but instead destroyed the Panamanian military — leaving no way to stop the flow of drugs.
Operation Iraqi Freedom: the Prequel was intended to produce an Iraqi
uprising and an end to the evil demon, but we changed the script at the
last moment.
Operation Kosovo Freedom ended the ethnic cleansing of Albanians, but mistakenly replaced it with the ethnic cleansing of Serbs.
Operation Afghan Freedom enabled the Taliban to come to power.
Operation Afghan Freedom II produced a lot of Rock & Roll and
recycled veils, but it also left the country in the hands of feuding
warlords and a U.S.-imposed viceroy who fears for his life.
But we promise that you'll love Operation Iraqi Freedom. Unlike the
last few productions, we guarantee to kill all the evil-doers — and
even more!
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